Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Recursed tea… SCORE 26
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 24
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 24
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
Amway and bust? SCORE 30
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
boop activated… SCORE 26
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 21
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
