
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29

The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33

This is what we call art. SCORE 26

On millennials and tea. SCORE 43

I’m not above the law. SCORE 38

New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36

Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27

Protect this one. SCORE 30

Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22

Thanks mom… SCORE 25

Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31

The dog seems confused. SCORE 14

Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28

Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28

1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25

I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29

*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28

Recursed tea… SCORE 26

1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 24

$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 24

Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38

Amway and bust? SCORE 30

Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27

boop activated… SCORE 26

Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 21

Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21

Being married is hard. SCORE 30

It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31

When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28

Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27

Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37

Right on the pavement SCORE 37