Safe pupper SCORE 81
Congratulations, you played yourself SCORE 86
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Every time. SCORE 37
Mama no. SCORE 52
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
We live different lives. SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 45
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Please dont. SCORE 59
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69