It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Space. SCORE 286
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Like a… SCORE 601
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Drink up. SCORE 461
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
White people problems. SCORE 237
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Cats vs. Dogs. SCORE 891
The land before time. SCORE 289
Working beard door. SCORE 411
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
