the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 23
this is a joke, right? SCORE 15
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
orange SCORE 27
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 4
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
just a touch SCORE 4
amusing criticism SCORE 5
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
where’s waldo SCORE 16
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
raised on small bites SCORE 11
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
it’s data not data SCORE 19
am i a dog? SCORE 17
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
spare cats SCORE 19
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
the wedding is off SCORE 23
it’s a toupee SCORE 6
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
place your bets SCORE 5
choo choo SCORE 15
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
still gotta try though SCORE 14
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why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
