Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Yes. SCORE 285
Typical cop… SCORE 135
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
My hobby. SCORE 188
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Crap. SCORE 246
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Imagine. SCORE 366
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Like a boss. SCORE 245
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
How I die. SCORE 254
LOL. SCORE 231
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
It’s true. SCORE 163
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Burn. SCORE 241
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Meerkats! SCORE 96
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
