The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The obvious answer SCORE 26
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Awkward SCORE 69
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Problem solved SCORE 34
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Nailed it SCORE 11
For me? SCORE 45
easy money SCORE 29
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Plot twist! SCORE 42
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 50
