Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Same thing… SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 146
The Twortle SCORE 142
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
2pactopus SCORE 113
Burn!!! SCORE 1
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
