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Prince+George+about+to+get+an+ass+whoopin
Yeet+that+lease%21
Yeet that lease! SCORE 34
Harry+Potter+and+the+Chamber+of+Dogs
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dogs SCORE 21
The+cutest+door+stop.
The cutest door stop. SCORE 21
The+birds+are+not+real%2C+actually.
The birds are not real, actually. SCORE 24
Life%2C+eh%2C+finds+a+way
Life, eh, finds a way SCORE 22
Plant+mood+ring.
Plant mood ring. SCORE 37
Finnish+ejection+seat+survival+kit
Finnish ejection seat survival kit SCORE 26
I+would+attend+this+murder+mystery.
I would attend this murder mystery. SCORE 30
Japan+has+a+museum+of+rocks+that+look+like+faces
Japan has a museum of rocks that look like faces SCORE 23
Would+it+scramble%3F
Would it scramble? SCORE 34
Free+taco+with+application+submission%3F
Free taco with application submission? SCORE 27
And+dippy+sauce%26%238230%3B
And dippy sauce… SCORE 25
You+fell+for+the+oldest+trick+in+the+book%21
You fell for the oldest trick in the book! SCORE 19
X-Files+meets+Yogi+Bear
X-Files meets Yogi Bear SCORE 35
Victorian+keysmashing.
Victorian keysmashing. SCORE 35
Stay+healthy+out+there.
Stay healthy out there. SCORE 21
He+somehow+fit.
He somehow fit. SCORE 22
History+never+looking+so+furry.
History never looking so furry. SCORE 26
A+fool+and+their+money+are+soon+parted.
A fool and their money are soon parted. SCORE 23
The+Burger+King+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
The Burger King would like a word… SCORE 20
running+over+5+miles
running over 5 miles SCORE 17
Ashton+Kutcher+got+you+so+good
Ashton Kutcher got you so good SCORE 22
Lessons+learned
Lessons learned SCORE 33
Arrow+slits+used+in+castles+to+aim+at+enemies+with+almost+no+risk+of+return+fire.
Arrow slits used in castles to aim at enemies with almost no risk of return fire. SCORE 31
She+put+the+lotion+on%3F
She put the lotion on? SCORE 12
When+the+acid+hits%26%238230%3B
When the acid hits… SCORE 27
Gran+thought+she+got+off+easy%26%238230%3B
Gran thought she got off easy… SCORE 10
%26%238230%3Bbutts+too+butts
…butts too butts SCORE 33
A+very+merry+Christmas%2C+indeed.
A very merry Christmas, indeed. SCORE 45
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+movie%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this movie… SCORE 26
She+is+going+to+hate+it.
She is going to hate it. SCORE 36
Checks+out.
Checks out. SCORE 30
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Conversations+with+bots%26%238230%3B
Conversations with bots… SCORE 72
1984%3D%3D%3D2019
1984===2019 SCORE 64
Get+toasted.
Get toasted. SCORE 83
Keep+your+customers+safe.
Keep your customers safe. SCORE 86
Best+weekend+of+my+life%2C+actually.
Best weekend of my life, actually. SCORE 129
Replying+to+spam+can+be+fun.
Replying to spam can be fun. SCORE 29
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