My father’s death will soon be avenged. SCORE 252
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Know the difference. SCORE 194
I love fajitas. SCORE 226
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
You shall not pass! SCORE 382
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
Trolling your significant other. SCORE 304
And then I died… SCORE 203
Let’s play a game… SCORE 259
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Your dad has owls-heimers! SCORE 169
I’d love to hangout, but I have to go sit in my house by myself. SCORE 181
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
Cats Cab. SCORE 203
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
A dogs life. SCORE 134
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
How girls’ purses work. SCORE 285
When you run out of shows to watch. SCORE 237
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Physiological effects of alcohol. SCORE 229
Conundrum. SCORE 210
This never happens. SCORE 155
WUT? SCORE 268
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
