Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Irony is art. SCORE 31
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
City’s full. SCORE 20
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Love is odd. SCORE 42
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Father son goals. SCORE 36
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
The ultimate insult SCORE 39