wrinkled irony SCORE 28
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
the ring came off my pudding can!!! SCORE 17
data requires a manual SCORE 10
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
for lease navidad SCORE 21
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
how to make lacroix at home and save money SCORE 22
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 22
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 22
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 16
it’s a… big bird! SCORE 24
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
taco trucks should be more like ice cream trucks SCORE 20
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
Good luck breeding those lions! SCORE 31
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
