protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
there were no survivors SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
too late SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
he made his choice SCORE 42
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
teens with attitude SCORE 27
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
