
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109

Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 106

I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80

My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 93

When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64

Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99

Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69

The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

Moves like Jagger SCORE 89

Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 70

U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 87

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 126

Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102

Gotta love Snake SCORE 81

Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61

Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31

Git Gud SCORE 118

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 78

Totally SCORE 86

She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 82

They know who we are.. SCORE 82

Arby’s… SCORE 92

Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93

Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108

heroes SCORE 54