Big nerd. SCORE 152
Gold digger. SCORE 117
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
Peenut. SCORE 160
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
Be kind. SCORE 193
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
Do want. SCORE 212
How writing works. SCORE 196
Wut? SCORE 156
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227