Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
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How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Burn! SCORE 249
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Burn! SCORE 216
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
oh nostalgia… SCORE 239
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Seal SCORE 28
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Being sick. SCORE 140
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
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How seasons work. SCORE 158
Probably… SCORE 185
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I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Never forget. SCORE 159