He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Like a… SCORE 601
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
White people problems. SCORE 237
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Oh. SCORE 1232
Sometimes. SCORE 913
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
People I insult. SCORE 1135
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Wind blows. SCORE 841
