Every time. SCORE 123
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
How the internet works. SCORE 181
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
BURN! SCORE 233
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Accurate. SCORE 174
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
40 years later. SCORE 121
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
