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Those+days+are+gone.
The+obvious+answer
The obvious answer SCORE 26
easy+money
easy money SCORE 29
Seagulls+can%26%238217%3Bt+read.+And+don%26%238217%3Bt+care
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Gotta+work+to+eat
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
I+swear+it+was+the+elephants+for+real+this+time
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Plot+twist%21
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Corbyn+Dallas+Multi-Pass
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 37
This+is+why+I+keep+my+freezer+full+of+ice+cream.+For+the+burns.
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
The+obvious+answer+is+always+the+right+answer
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
Problem+solved
Problem solved SCORE 34
Are+you+there%2C+God%3F
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
What+about+Linux%3F
What about Linux? SCORE 44
I+cried+then+fell+asleep
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 44
Good+boi+summer
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Important+Chipotle+Hack
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 62
Let%26%238217%3Bs+just+be+friends
Let’s just be friends SCORE 23
What+year+is+ist%3F
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Happy+little+trees
Happy little trees SCORE 49
What+a+cat-astrophe
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Would+you+prefer+the+CliffsNotes%3F
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The+one+with+the+boom+stick%21
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
While+I+have+your+attention%2C+let+me+ask+you+a+question
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Every+sneeze+after+25+could+send+you+to+the+hospital
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 34
She+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+need+to+watch+the+movies%2C+she%26%238217%3Bs+going+to+live+them
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 53
Just+keep+swimming
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Same%26%238230%3B
Same… SCORE 53
Stress+relief
Stress relief SCORE 45
Eyes+don%26%238217%3Bt+lie
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
You+can+skip+the+next+one%26%238230%3B+hundred
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 38
Coffee+isn%26%238217%3Bt+strong+enough
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The+Devil%26%238217%3Bs+Advocate%26%238230%3B
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
request+denied
request denied SCORE 30
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