Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 32
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 10
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 26
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
And cheese SCORE 25
Proceed SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -31
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -16
Only on days that end in y SCORE 40
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 32
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -35
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Real American hero SCORE 40
Fatality SCORE 40
