
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 32

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42

Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58

But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 10

Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 26

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

And cheese SCORE 25

Proceed SCORE 30

Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -31

I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

At least they’re honest. SCORE 62

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50

Negotiating fail SCORE 15

That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29

And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

80 hours these days SCORE -16

Only on days that end in y SCORE 40

The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 32

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -35

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

Real American hero SCORE 40

Fatality SCORE 40