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I+went+to+the+zoo+but+the+Rhino+was+tired.
Double+standard
Double standard SCORE 71
You+heard+him+correctly.
You heard him correctly. SCORE 79
Night+at+the+Museum
Night at the Museum SCORE 67
It+was+my+first+time+dressing+up+for+Halloween+since+losing+my+eye+so+I+used+it+to+my+advantage+and+dressed+as+Carl+from+TWD.
It was my first time dressing up for Halloween since losing my eye so I used it to my advantage and dressed as Carl from TWD. SCORE 73
Wow+thats+a+great+way+to+win+people+who+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+like+you
Wow thats a great way to win people who don’t think like you SCORE 72
I+just+found+out+my+son+is+a+50+year+old+man+stuck+in+a+7+year+olds+body.
I just found out my son is a 50 year old man stuck in a 7 year olds body. SCORE 76
Windshield+frog+will+judge+your+every+move.
Windshield frog will judge your every move. SCORE 65
When+Ya+Mom+Calls+Your+Name+And+U+Fake+Sleep%26%238230%3B
When Ya Mom Calls Your Name And U Fake Sleep… SCORE 70
2bananer5us
2bananer5us SCORE 43
an+inconvenient+laugh
an inconvenient laugh SCORE 74
Daylight+savings+hours
Daylight savings hours SCORE 87
Fake+News
Fake News SCORE 69
My+home+country%26%238217%3Bs+road%26%238230%3B
My home country’s road… SCORE 50
My+one+year+old+girl+as+Mental+Hospital+Ace+Ventura
My one year old girl as Mental Hospital Ace Ventura SCORE 50
I%26%238217%3Bm+in+trouble+deep.
I’m in trouble deep. SCORE 68
The+thorn+in+the+plot.
The thorn in the plot. SCORE 51
For+the+larger+pests+among+us.
For the larger pests among us. SCORE 72
Really+methed+up
Really methed up SCORE 72
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+it+your+way
Can’t have it your way SCORE 66
We+are+buds%2C+but+I+am+not+your+bro+right+now.
We are buds, but I am not your bro right now. SCORE 55
My+wife+have+been+waiting+for+this+Halloween+since+we+first+heard+we+were+having+twin+girls.
My wife have been waiting for this Halloween since we first heard we were having twin girls. SCORE 88
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+pretty+enough+to+take+over+a+fashion+show.
When you’re pretty enough to take over a fashion show. SCORE 86
If+There%26%238217%3Bs+Something+Strang+In+Your+Neighborhood..
If There’s Something Strang In Your Neighborhood.. SCORE 76
Tha+Bluetooth+Device+Has+Cannected
Tha Bluetooth Device Has Cannected SCORE 24
You+sit+on+a+throne+of+lies.
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 76
Visited+France+and+went+on+a+tour+of+castles+in+the+Loire+Valley.+This+dog+was+hanging+out+the+window+staring+longingly.+Everyone+left+the+tour+to+give+him+pets.+10%2F10+good+castle+boy.
Visited France and went on a tour of castles in the Loire Valley. This dog was hanging out the window staring longingly. Everyone left the tour to give him pets. 10/10 good castle boy. SCORE 95
Busted.
Busted. SCORE 56
I+should+never+have+opened+the+attic
I should never have opened the attic SCORE 76
This+car+is+not+amused
This car is not amused SCORE 99
Adidas%26%238217%3B+Store+in+Amsterdam.
Adidas’ Store in Amsterdam. SCORE 27
Neature%21
Neature! SCORE 91
Timing+is+Everything
Timing is Everything SCORE 90
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