Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
There’s always one… SCORE 29
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
The one true science SCORE 32
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
