
we are the math problem SCORE 35

pupils dilate SCORE 42

see you tomorrow SCORE 26

roger roger SCORE 13

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 21

started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 23

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 41

the hobbit generation SCORE 35

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 25

we have one useful hand SCORE 21

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 19

saying no to things punch card SCORE 41

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8

snipped it in the butt SCORE 27

when life imitates art SCORE 23

not your average gastropub SCORE 17

at least there are cats SCORE 18

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 10

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 20

growing toe beans SCORE 31

keeps missing scene SCORE 30

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 18

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 28

overthinking your overthinking SCORE 18

dog bites everything SCORE 22

species and age, please SCORE 39

all penguins are criminals SCORE 28

my voice is the worst SCORE 33

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27

rats love tiny cars SCORE 38

pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 30