we are the math problem SCORE 35
pupils dilate SCORE 42
see you tomorrow SCORE 26
roger roger SCORE 13
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 21
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 23
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 41
the hobbit generation SCORE 35
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 25
we have one useful hand SCORE 21
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 19
saying no to things punch card SCORE 41
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
snipped it in the butt SCORE 27
when life imitates art SCORE 23
not your average gastropub SCORE 17
at least there are cats SCORE 18
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 10
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 20
growing toe beans SCORE 31
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 18
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 28
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 18
dog bites everything SCORE 22
species and age, please SCORE 39
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
my voice is the worst SCORE 33
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
rats love tiny cars SCORE 38
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 30
