Slow Robot
Or+a+boyfriend%26%238230%3B
Is+that+a+yes%3F
Is that a yes? SCORE 27
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem.
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
IT+PUTS+ME+BACK%21
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
Life+choices+are+hard%26%238230%3B
Life choices are hard… SCORE 23
How+are+your+2021+goals+coming+along%3F
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 23
And+here+we+go%26%238230%3B
And here we go… SCORE 24
Well.+OK+then.
Well. OK then. SCORE 6
ACTIVATE%21+ACTIVATE%21
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
Mercy+kill%26%238230%3B
Mercy kill… SCORE 33
When+whales+fly%26%238230%3B
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Love%2C+ughhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
The+many+corns.
The many corns. SCORE 23
And+my+axe.
And my axe. SCORE 54
Thanks+I+hate+bags+of+pringles.
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
Also+frogs.
Also frogs. SCORE 18
The+truth+behind+egg+nog.+An+origin+story.
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 2
AND+I%26%238217%3BD+DO+IT+AGAIN
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
Shred+the+evidence%26%238230%3B
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
The+expensive+one%3F
The expensive one? SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bve+never+wanted+to+burn+US+Currency+before%26%238230%3B
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
Life+in+the+shire%26%238230%3B
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
Ozzy+and+his+granddaughter+are+quite+the+pair.
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
Now+you+ruined+the+click.
Now you ruined the click. SCORE 34
T+Swifty+moods
T Swifty moods SCORE 34
It+could%26%238217%3Bve+just+ended+there%26%238230%3B
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
The+secret+ingredient+is+dirt.
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Truth%2C+this+is.
Truth, this is. SCORE 30
Hear+me+out%2C+man%26%238230%3B
Hear me out, man… SCORE 26
Why+is+that+a+thing%26%238230%3B
Why is that a thing… SCORE 44
Whenever+my+wife+or+I+want+Little+Ceasers+we+send+each+other+this+picture+with+no+context.
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Afghan+boy+with+a+plastic+bag+for+a+jersey+got+to+meet+Messi.
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
You+should+learn+to+shut+your+current+one%26%238230%3B
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
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