
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68

Too much of a good thing SCORE 88

Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42

I’ll kill you SCORE 107

Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50

Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 60

2005 was a different time SCORE 39

There is no worse feeling. SCORE 55

Are you religious? SCORE 68

How to properly love a dog SCORE 68

The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 68

Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72

Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76

Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27

Help us… SCORE 47

Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 131

I think will be a good idea SCORE 65

If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60

They mean it too SCORE 32

If lays made beer SCORE 68

Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73

me_irl SCORE 50

Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79

She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134

Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 55

Public school dress code be like… SCORE 38

Don’t litter! SCORE 112

Made me chuckle. SCORE 72

Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64

An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67

My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51

FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46