Fat people are harder to kidnap. SCORE 94
Disney princess cocktails. SCORE 102
A muscular snowman. SCORE 99
Obviously, they don’t know me that well… SCORE 166
Emergency contact. SCORE 94
A dog’s life SCORE 186
Sweatshirt season. SCORE 166
Friendly little reminder. SCORE 65
Success. SCORE -6
English is weird. SCORE 235
A dirty trick. SCORE 13
Humans are so cruel. SCORE 96
Some facts about countries. SCORE 11
Disney, we’re watching you… SCORE 130
Dear Santa. SCORE 129
Darn Dragons! SCORE 15
This was on a lotion they provide at my hotel. SCORE 170
#eatenalive SCORE 110
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog SCORE 144
That’s just wrong. SCORE 4
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. SCORE 147
Beers as pantones. SCORE 9
Dark white. SCORE 312
I think I have found the worst game ever… SCORE -4
Put your finger here. SCORE 166
Worst-sellers from the drugstore Christmas aisle. SCORE 5
You can step on lava SCORE 145
that SCORE 10
Pokemon is the new Dungeons and Dragons SCORE 13
Short people problems SCORE 190
the mother of all fandoms XD SCORE 100
All. The. Time. SCORE 142
