how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
for lease navidad SCORE 21
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
sorry cakey SCORE 20
data requires a manual SCORE 10
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 23
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
