Seems legit. SCORE 150
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I love you. SCORE 20
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Ladies… SCORE 173
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
New books. SCORE 200
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
How people see me. SCORE 234
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
