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The+head.
SCORE 105
One+bite+and+you%26%238217%3Bll+be+hooked%26%238230%3B
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
Maybe+he%26%238217%3Bs+Bourne+with+it.
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Emotional+support+kitty.
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
Took+kids+parasailing+and+they+played+dead.
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+her+favorite+movie%26%238230%3B
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 21
Gets+spooky+anyway%26%238230%3B
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
Vending+machine+in+Japan+designed+to+blend+in+with+its+surroundings.
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
%2AAmerican+flag+emoji%2A
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
That+is+quite+the+analogy%2C+bud.
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
A+receipt+confirming+the+transaction+of+four+thousand+gallons+of+sesame+seeds+%28more+in+the+comments%29
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 19
No+it%26%238217%3Bs+Biden%26%238230%3B
No it’s Biden… SCORE 23
the+great+garlic+conspiracy
the great garlic conspiracy SCORE 28
WWJD
WWJD SCORE 30
Eggs+with+chocolate+powder+are+an+eggcellent+choice.
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+we%26%238217%3Bve+done+this%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
I+am+not+prepared+for+the+reality.
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 26
A+tradition
A tradition SCORE 17
Shuuuuunnnnnnn
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 25
Please+zoom+outta+here+right+quick.
Please zoom outta here right quick. SCORE 32
Jimbo+to+the+rescue.
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 24
Ah+yes.+Starch+coils.
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
All+dogs+go+to+heaven%26%238230%3B
All dogs go to heaven… SCORE 20
Put+a+cork+in+it
Put a cork in it SCORE 29
The+fossil+of+a+Kronosaurus
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Schr%C3%B6dinger%26%238217%3Bs+gato
Schr√∂dinger’s gato SCORE 25
M+O+I+S+T+U+R+I+Z+E+M+E
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
Your+case+is+curry.
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
More+like+%2460
More like $60 SCORE 28
flawless+batting.
flawless batting. SCORE 27
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bre+just+gonna+kill+our+mom+and+leave%3F+%26%238211%3B+Angry+Deer%2C+probably.
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
Cat+maths
Cat maths SCORE 28
When+school+starts+again+post+C19%26%238230%3B
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
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