No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
First world cats. SCORE 201
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
Stay calm. SCORE 276
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
For science. SCORE 241
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Wet paint. SCORE 232
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Nice try though. SCORE 220
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
White bread. SCORE 306
Proof. SCORE 148
The lie detective. SCORE 104
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
Burn. SCORE 241
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
Please be trolling. SCORE 339
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
I was framed! SCORE 316
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
