When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 115
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -3
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 92
WUT SCORE 78
Milk SCORE 143
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Accurate. SCORE 13
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 11
Someone tore into this box SCORE 8
Political Pun SCORE 165
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE -1
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -25
This is the candidate you’re looking for SCORE 116
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6
