When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
request denied SCORE 31
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 27
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Flying first class SCORE 24
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Problem solved SCORE 42
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Are you there, God? SCORE 22
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Stress relief SCORE 45
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The obvious answer SCORE 26
My resume lied SCORE 30
My dream day SCORE 24
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Just keep swimming SCORE 38
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 45
