
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87

Coffee, please. SCORE 22

Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135

July 11th 2016 SCORE 135

I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44

Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102

Not today. SCORE 204

Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133

Nein times cuter SCORE 119

Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89

Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101

So you like metal? SCORE 143

Should you trust people? SCORE 78

Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 65

Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62

Twist! SCORE 138

English is weird. SCORE 95

The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47

He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83

My kind of bed SCORE -72

Yankee Doodle SCORE 85

What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78

So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42

He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202

Wasn’t me SCORE 106

So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80

Somethings not right here… SCORE 160

Liz… SCORE 123

Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185

Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100

Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108

Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151