
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123

This is a violation of the Geneva Convention SCORE 145

You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87

Yum yum in my tum tum SCORE 127

This is heartbreaking SCORE 75

Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 141

NONSENSE SCORE 67

BEWARE SCORE 60

xxxxxxxxxxxX SCORE 53

Play it cool bear. SCORE 84

S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130

Foreign policy SCORE 207

That’s no way to live! SCORE 79

hurp de hurrrp SCORE 63

Curly Cat SCORE 138

Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86

The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 60

Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118

Charles why SCORE 113

The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152

It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170

No one listens to me SCORE 157

Not today you furry oaf! SCORE 85

Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126

Elf’s Forest SCORE 133

Problem solved. SCORE 111

All it needs is a shutterstock watermark SCORE 177

A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128

Been there SCORE 103

An oldie but a goodie. SCORE 86

Old Habits SCORE 81

Salvation for dummies SCORE 80