you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
must pet the pet SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
there were no survivors SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
so true SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
bad ass SCORE 38
too late SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 48
5 days a week SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
cats always come first SCORE 27