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Me%3A+You+Call+Yourself+A+Friend
I%26%238217%3Bm+out%2C+bud.+Good+luck.
I’m out, bud. Good luck. SCORE 44
put+old+faithful+to+work.
put old faithful to work. SCORE 38
I+am+something+of+a+prophet%26%238230%3B
I am something of a prophet… SCORE 20
Not+on+my+watch%26%238230%3B
Not on my watch… SCORE 32
Family+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+be+blood.
Family doesn’t have to be blood. SCORE 37
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
I+have+done+a+good+work.
I have done a good work. SCORE 24
There+is+a+reason+for+every+sign.
There is a reason for every sign. SCORE 22
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 30
I+bet+I+can+hold+my+breath+longer+than+you.
I bet I can hold my breath longer than you. SCORE 27
This+bakery%2C+in+particular%2C+has+disgraced+the+sammich.
This bakery, in particular, has disgraced the sammich. SCORE 17
Always+has+been.
Always has been. SCORE 24
And+I+took+that+personally.
And I took that personally. SCORE 20
The+whole+franchise+could+have+been+a+fraud%21
The whole franchise could have been a fraud! SCORE 46
And+I+would+walk+500+more%26%238230%3B
And I would walk 500 more… SCORE 23
Pancake+doge%2C+please.
Pancake doge, please. SCORE 27
Tamagotchi+hunting+season.
Tamagotchi hunting season. SCORE 31
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 27
%28i+love+u%29
(i love u) SCORE 15
Crazy+how+math+works+like+that.
Crazy how math works like that. SCORE 27
Needs+need+nourishment%2C+also.
Needs need nourishment, also. SCORE 14
It%26%238217%3Bs+natures+RedBull%21
It’s natures RedBull! SCORE 30
Me+Goosetad
Me Goosetad SCORE 40
pls+no%2C+kijje%21
pls no, kijje! SCORE 22
%2Abeep+bop%2A+%2Aboop%2A
*beep bop* *boop* SCORE 19
Exerciseeee%2C+the+demonsaaah%21
Exerciseeee, the demonsaaah! SCORE 18
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 17
Wuv.+Twu+wuv.
Wuv. Twu wuv. SCORE 26
Our+office+candy+guy+is+a+bit+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Our office candy guy is a bit passive aggressive… SCORE 23
Big+Pharma+are+generous+gods%21
Big Pharma are generous gods! SCORE 47
Why+would+you+do+this+to+him%26%238230%3B
Why would you do this to him… SCORE 18
Get+wrecked%2C+sonny.
Get wrecked, sonny. SCORE 28
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