You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 61
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
This actually explains a lot. SCORE 53
Superior move! SCORE 83
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Zing SCORE 70
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
King of the forest. SCORE 62
Yasqueen SCORE 50
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78