I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
How did we miss this?! SCORE 18
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Food for thoug SCORE 27
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
The one true science SCORE 32
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
bruv ya gotta run, ya? SCORE 19
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
