when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
I prefer red SCORE 24
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
whatever it takes SCORE 30
when the craving hits SCORE 24
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
anxiety SCORE 28
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
good luck SCORE 30
mother fu… SCORE 51
i learned math today SCORE 33
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
i don’t remember this episode SCORE 36
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
the was a weird year SCORE 54
Yep SCORE 59
just a few more years SCORE 28
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
who else can relate? SCORE 35
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
