1,000 points to Gryffindor! SCORE -2
Santa’s sleigh will be slower this year. SCORE 7
Tragically, no one could hear the truck backing up. SCORE 14
American Horror Story. SCORE 258
Meanwhile… on Facebook SCORE -17
When girls are finally off their periods. SCORE 217
Native Americans hate snow. SCORE 17
hogwarts SCORE 214
But? But? SCORE 15
Bummer… SCORE 228
Father of twins. SCORE 13
Miley Cyrus Christmas ornament. SCORE 7
The ultimate burn. SCORE 208
When there’s a fire, people won’t know recognize the items :)) SCORE 15
Oh Chemistree. SCORE 196
Truth and Lies. SCORE 15
Mittens. SCORE 3
Then there was a restraining order between them. SCORE 16
What do you dislike about High school? SCORE 275
Born classy. SCORE 240
The greatest villain in all of children’s literature. SCORE 160
The Little Thormaid. SCORE 153
We’re not so different. SCORE 219
The Evolution of the Playstation Controller SCORE 10
Don’t pass it to Larry! SCORE 7
This just opened in Chicago. SCORE 199
On giving birth. SCORE 16
O.o SCORE 9
Is this real life or just a Fanta Sea? SCORE 28
The US is 60% female. SCORE 274
The system is wrong. SCORE 204
Awkward Autocorrect SCORE 17
