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I+mean%26%238230%3B+she%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
dang%2C+i+got+all+excited+for+nothing
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
you%26%238217%3Bd+think+that%26%238217%3Bd+be+handy
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
to+isengard+to+isengard
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
don%26%238217%3Bt+forget+the+great+toilet+paper+rush+of+%26%238217%3B20
don’t forget the great toilet paper rush of ’20 SCORE 20
industrial+size+pockets+for+everyone%21
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
i+repeat%2C+this+is+not+a
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
%2Afingerguns+towards+a+wall%2A
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
have+a+good+one+eh
have a good one eh SCORE 17
strength+100
strength 100 SCORE 13
then+anything+smoked%3F+What+about+any+fiery+loins%3F
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
this+family+broke+the+wind
this family broke the wind SCORE 18
and+yet+i+see+clearer+than+ever+before
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+supposed+to+assemble+them%3F
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
this+professor+rested+their+case
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
everything+is+just+fine
everything is just fine SCORE 19
honestly+not+a+bad+point
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
thank+you+for+sharing+your+taxi%26%238217%3Bs+warmth+with+me
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
security+is+tight+around+here
security is tight around here SCORE 31
eggxactly+what+i+was+thinking
eggxactly what i was thinking SCORE 19
and+you+still+end+up+blanking+until+3am
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
wait%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+allowed
wait, that’s not allowed SCORE 16
they+do+WHAT+with+the+snow%3F%21
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
various+subjects%3A+%26%238220%3Bbut+you+have+heard+of+me%26%238221%3B
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
a+shell+of+a+guy
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
they%26%238217%3Bre+just+missing+that+iconic+%26%238220%3BS%26%238221%3B
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
sometimes+the+best+in+life+can+be+the+simple+things
sometimes the best in life can be the simple things SCORE 23
look%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+you%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+me
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 22
at+least+he+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+stickler
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
ha%2C+gottem%21
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
oh+yeah%2C+that+thing
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
for+your+next+pet+adoption%26%238230%3B
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
she%26%238217%3Bs+just+trying+to+not+let+it+go
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
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2020+vibes.
2020 vibes. SCORE 27
Keep+a+light+on+for+humanity.
Keep a light on for humanity. SCORE 36
The+ears+of+an+ostrich%2C+FYI.
The ears of an ostrich, FYI. SCORE 22
Sir+Isaac+Newton%26%238217%3Bs+apple+tree+under+which+he+supposedly+came+up+with+the+theory+of+gravity%3B+over+350+years+old+and+still+growing+today+at+his+birthplace%2C+the+Woolsthorpe+Manor+in+England.
Sir Isaac Newton’s apple tree under which he supposedly came up with the theory of gravity; over 350 years old and still growing today at his birthplace, the Woolsthorpe Manor in England. SCORE 24
PSA%3A+We%26%238217%3Bd+prefer+you+lived.
PSA: We’d prefer you lived. SCORE 24
That+does+complete+my+list.
That does complete my list. SCORE 23
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