
I just cleaned mine out SCORE 12

I am the person from your 3rd grade math word problems. SCORE 148

How to avoid eye contact with strangers. SCORE 95

Ammonite shaped sink SCORE 166

Trying to cook when drunk SCORE 11

I brake for tailgaters. SCORE 18

ETERNITY SCORE 9

You are my rock. SCORE 7

Horrific train wreck, no survivors. SCORE 9

Dark chocolate. SCORE 17

Boooooossshh! SCORE 14

Imagine you have a daughter. SCORE 192

Whoops. SCORE 7

Bear running at full speed. SCORE 18

I want to go to there. SCORE 154

Poor Keira Knightley SCORE 152

Think about how stupid the average person is. SCORE 90

Here’s your motivation. SCORE 133

Goals. SCORE 143

Where has the time gone?! SCORE 141

strict vegetarian SCORE 131

Ginger bread Smaug replica. SCORE 125

Cleanliness is next to [stupidness]. SCORE 13

Pick-up line level: Master SCORE 160

Human freedom. SCORE 179

No hipsters. SCORE 194

If love could have saved you… SCORE 16

You could just pray. SCORE 18

It’s the dress… SCORE 135

Life of modern people. SCORE 17

NOPE! SCORE 10

Why I’m single SCORE 16