Just found my new shower curtain. SCORE 8
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Let’s just consolidate sadness SCORE 14
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Milk SCORE 143
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 116
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168
Well done, Google SCORE 144
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 11
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
Not On This One SCORE 9
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 5
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4
Dog Years Portraits Of Aging Dogs That Will Melt Your Heart (by Photographer Amanda Jones) SCORE 11
The experience of true panic SCORE 12
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
Dumbledore Books SCORE 6
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
Accurate. SCORE 13
WUT SCORE 75
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -28
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
We are a very contemplative generation. SCORE 206