Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
Sloth SCORE 18
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
Please be troll. SCORE 15
snarf SCORE 1
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Size matters. SCORE 149
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
So close SCORE 15
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
Need a light? SCORE 2
Friendship SCORE 242
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Neigh SCORE 133
like this… derp SCORE 5
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Future Dwight. SCORE 194