Surprise me. SCORE 97
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Accurate. SCORE 113
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
There was a spider… SCORE 118
I am home. SCORE 3
Please be troll. SCORE 140
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
LEGO Great Ball Contraption. SCORE 64
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Accuracy SCORE 130
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
What people really hear. SCORE 83
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
The Interwebz SCORE 1
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
