I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Problem solved SCORE 42
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
What year is ist? SCORE 35
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Flying first class SCORE 24
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
request denied SCORE 30
Stress relief SCORE 45
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
My dream day SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
My resume lied SCORE 30
What about Linux? SCORE 45
