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MRW+I+read+the+latest+thing+the+President+said
Tree+houses+are+awesome.
Tree houses are awesome. SCORE 173
Stairs+are+lava.
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
Rocks+bouncing+on+a+frozen+lake.
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
Shampoo+these+days.
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Makes+sense.
Makes sense. SCORE -158
Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
How+I+learned+to+count.
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
Watermelon+seeds.
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
I+want+to+go+to+there.
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
I+made+it+with+my+bum%21
I made it with my bum! SCORE 209
How+Canadians+swim.
How Canadians swim. SCORE 220
Meanwhile%2C+in+Russia%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Jurassic+Park.
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
When+I+have+kids%26%238230%3B
When I have kids… SCORE 152
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+good+with+babies.
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 176
So+you+still+think+homosexuality+is+sinful%3F
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 64
This+year+will+be+different%21
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Sock+kitty%21
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
Don%26%238217%3Bt+care.+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+bear.
Don’t care. I’m a bear. SCORE 175
Things+I%26%238217%3Bm+still+waiting+for.
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Cenotes%2C+Chich%C3%A9n-Itz%C3%A1%2C+Mexico.
Cenotes, Chichén-Itzá, Mexico. SCORE 176
A+dog%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
If+my+calculations+are+correct%26%238230%3B
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Are+you+calling+me+fat%3F
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
There+there%2C+Lindsay.
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
New+Year%26%238217%3Bs+resolutions.
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
Because%2C+reasons.
Because, reasons. SCORE 126
Baguetteing%2C+the+new+planking.
Baguetteing, the new planking. SCORE 238
The+advantages+of+being+fat.
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+understand+banks%26%238230%3B
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
The+perfect+martini.
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
How+women+flirt.
How women flirt. SCORE 138
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EVERY+BODY+IN
EVERY BODY IN SCORE 62
Happy+environment+noises
Happy environment noises SCORE 106
Know+your+place.
Know your place. SCORE 72
THAT%26%238217%3BS+ILLEGAL
THAT’S ILLEGAL SCORE 43
Good+Boy+sees+all
Good Boy sees all SCORE 65
Elysia+chlorotica+is+a+sea+slug+that+photosynthesizes.
Elysia chlorotica is a sea slug that photosynthesizes. SCORE 61
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