Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
+ cry. SCORE 117
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Every time. SCORE 37
Mama no. SCORE 51
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 45
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
