
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95

This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39

Never forget the true king SCORE 59

+ cry. SCORE 117

The life of a book. SCORE 74

Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48

Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69

This breaks the cat. SCORE 68

Every time. SCORE 37

Mama no. SCORE 51

The things we do for each other… SCORE 82

Inconceivable. SCORE 57

I GUESS SCORE 45

Advanced Twitter SCORE 116

A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43

The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56

Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47

This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79

Oh my lawd. SCORE 79

*smol crunches* SCORE 38

Safe pupper SCORE 81

Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77

The word of the puppo SCORE 55

Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69

The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64

Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73

Challenge accepted… SCORE 63

Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57

Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72

Walk and talk its. SCORE 73

Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39

Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48