Charlie chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin walk imitation contest. He came 20th, allegedly. SCORE 20
I miss my gran SCORE 22
The gravy we deserved. SCORE 16
Honorable is his middle name. SCORE 12
*gets torch SCORE 23
Ist German, ya? SCORE 27
Fare well sailor. SCORE 23
Why does it burn? SCORE 8
Good work out there… SCORE 30
The sloth and the dolphin shall lie down together… SCORE 33
Won’t somebody please think of the exploding pets?! SCORE 12
Cutetober SCORE 29
Ben and Jerry’s is strategically mixed. SCORE 28
The price is still $320… SCORE 34
Sing it. SCORE 26
You aint lying SCORE 24
How many tabs do you have open? SCORE 24
Birthdays ya. SCORE 38
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCORE 26
Use the correct terminology… SCORE 28
Ruh Roh SCORE 33
Just out for an evening stroll with the gato. SCORE 17
*skeptical baby noises* SCORE 37
Helpless chihuahua high on shrooms… SCORE 17
Schrödinger’s dumpster SCORE 19
Fishues SCORE 14
Razor sharp, bud. SCORE 31
It’s OK Kev, we know the truth. SCORE 25
Say no to plastics SCORE 22
It’s my cat in a box. SCORE 26
Please update your Flash player… SCORE 24
Transhumanists beware SCORE 25
