My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
False alarm. SCORE 75
Sunday nights SCORE 125
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 155
So true.. SCORE 88
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
Blue cheese is DISCUSTING SCORE 78
Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 67
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
Me every single day. SCORE 90
Past midnight.. SCORE 122
*Squash* SCORE 102
True serenity SCORE 122
Who is this sign for? SCORE 81
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
I’ll be back SCORE 152
Evolving pokemon SCORE 133
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
Very soon SCORE 73
The police chief of my city SCORE 223
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
Criminal SCORE 115
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
Unnamed SCORE 130
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 151
What dishes? SCORE 73
