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While+all+the+other+dogs+in+the+park+were+playing+around%2C+he+read+a+book+with+his+human.
Bananas+require+peeling
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
Grandpa%26%238217%3Bs+are+bad+at+things+sometimes.
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Or+have+a+long+term+relationship+with+Alexa%26%238230%3B
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 49
The+best+kind+of+eggs
The best kind of eggs SCORE 73
Universally+true.
Universally true. SCORE 60
Oh%26%238230%3B+congrats%3F
Oh… congrats? SCORE 61
Meep+mee+mee+meep
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Everything+is+an+event.
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
Technology+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+agree+with+me%26%238230%3B
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
Group+effort.
Group effort. SCORE 50
President+Ronald+Reagan+wearing+sweatpants+on+Air+Force+One%2C+1986
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 51
I+demand+a+parley%21
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
He+dried+for+our+sins
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Black+cat+open+casting+call+for+the+1961+Edgar+Allan+Poe+film%2C+Tales+of+Terror.
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Your+sacrifice+has+been+seen.
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
What%26%238217%3Bs+the+deal+with+cabbage%26%238230%3B%3F
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
Old+but+gold.
Old but gold. SCORE 42
Good+guy%2C+The+Night+King.
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
%40IRS
@IRS SCORE 46
Outstanding+move.
Outstanding move. SCORE 88
Diets+are+for+New+Years%26%238230%3B
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
What+is+my+purpose%3F
What is my purpose? SCORE 62
A+cat+ladder
A cat ladder SCORE 56
Egg+Opal
Egg Opal SCORE 66
You+spin+me+right+round+baby+right+round%26%238230%3B
You spin me right round baby right round… SCORE 55
Ya%26%238217%3Bll+acting+a+fool%2C+IMO.
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
Being+the+third+wheel+can+be+catastrophic.
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+paranoid%26%238230%3B+YOU%26%238217%3BRE+paranoid%21
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 51
That%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+say+it
That’s one way to say it SCORE 86
smell+ya+later
smell ya later SCORE 68
The+IT+guy+at+work+sent+me+a+new+mouse+and+poked+air+holes+in+the+envelope.
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
The+BFF+connection%26%238230%3B
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
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