always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
if only there was a way to make more pizza rolls SCORE 22
always assume the worst SCORE 32
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
this is a sine SCORE 16
freedom falcon SCORE 28
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
treat yourself SCORE 15
i too like to live dangrously SCORE -8
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
only metric allowed SCORE 35
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
act your wage SCORE 18
problem solved SCORE 24
every freaking day SCORE 21
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
would pay to watch SCORE 14
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
that is correct SCORE 21
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
antreefa SCORE 23
like magic SCORE 39
but i totally called it SCORE 28
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
this was me in high school SCORE 19
